Thursday 12 January 2012

Coffee Calamity

Blast!!
  • Waited for coffee pot to boil for ten minutes
  • Smelled burning coffee
  • Realised forgot to put water in coffee pot
  • Burned fingers whilst unscrewing hot coffee pot.
  • Emptied burned coffee into bin
  • Filled pot with water and screwed top of pot back onto base
  • Put pot back onto gas ring
  • Put milk into cup and put into microwave, switched microwave on
  • Heard coffee pot boiling.
  • Removed cup from microwave and poured coffee into cup.
  • Realised forgot to put coffee in pot and was pouring hot water     into milk.
  • Burned finger on pot again whilst unscrewing it
  • Put fresh coffee and water into pot and waited another blasted 10 minutes
  • Poured superb coffee into cup of milk
  • Realised microwave was set to defrost and milk was actually cold
  • Reset microwave and put tepid milky coffee into microwave and switched on
  • Waited for the 'dinggg' of the microwave.
  • Microwave oven went 'Dinggggg'
  • Saw milky coffee spilled all over microwave tray.
  • Tipped spilled milk back into cup as best way as possible.
  • Watched as the cup boiled over as cold spilled coffee is added to hot coffee
  • Cleaned floor of spilled coffee.
Please answer the following question...


How likely is yours truly going to thrash the damn servants for taking a day off for the second time in six months?

1 comment:

  1. Outrageous! How dare they leave you to fend for yourself in the kitchen all alone!!

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