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Thought the bounder was trying to tell me I was a twit but he managed to explain what Twitter was all about during the thrashing I was metering out to him.
Anyway, the account was open ten minutes when the first follower appeared by the name of 'Bernadine Hallums from Miami. Then I saw her profile description!!
www.TIGHT%SS-
Just what in God's name is this blasted internet for? I thought it was invented to permit loud-mouthed, bolshy, self-opinionated, narrow-minded bleeders like me to talk crap all day and get paid for it. And there's another thing, I've only raised 6 pence since I started doing this sort of thing. I'd make more prostituting the servants (if they weren't still on strike)
The whole thing is a complete shower!!
Anyway got to dash as Bernadine is on the line at the moment and I can't keep her waiting as the call seems ridiculouly expensive for some reason.
A match made in heaven old boy.
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