Monday 25 June 2012

Socialist Margarine Conspiracy

Blob of Margarine Under Slice of Toast

Was in the Borough Council offices this morning when I saw a blob of margarine on the floor! Disgraceful! 

I pay these people to keep public buildings free of this sort of lunacy!

I approached the information kiosk and told the jumped up little Marxist there all about it! His response? 'ooh I'll use that for my toast.’


Well that was exactly the kind of typical bolshy answer I'd expect from the left wing! I bet the blasted European Union is behind this! Its exactly the sort of Capo-Stalinist fifth-column plot that that lot would use to start yet another war. 

I mean when did the left ever do any work? The only time I see them working is when they're on strike!

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