Saturday 4 August 2012

Lethal Drone Hits America

Drone
This is the weapon that everybody fears all around the world.

It is a drone that holds no mercy killing and maiming indiscriminately without feeling or empathy to all who stumble upon it.

It's methodology is simple. It hovers around for years on end until it can find a gap in the television schedules and then it inserts itself into that gap and hogs the screen for as long as possible.


It then drones on and on for hours and hours numbing the viewers until they pass out unconscious on the floor rendering the victim traumatised and unable to go to work thus destroying the economy.

If you see this drone the best thing to do is to piss off double quick before it numbs your brain with it's boring waffle.

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