David Sodding Blaine ! (Again)

Right Idea Blaine-Again.......

Oh for God’s sake it's that dreadful little oik of an attention-seeker David Blaine (Again.)

As per usual Blaine-Again is attempting to gain even more attention by showing us how clever he is (again.) This time by standing within the confines of a large electrical field, dressed as an idiot alledgedly putting his life in peril (again.)

Well you don’t need to be an supposed magician to pull a stunt like that, no Sir! What you need to be is one of the most insecure, lonely, boring, tedious, odious, monotonous, uninteresting, cloth-eared, swivel-eyed, fornicating little gits that have ever laid foot upon this earth.



Coincidently this covers about 95% of the world's population and that includes several species of animal.

If arse-clown Blaine-Again wants to impress me with his conjuring tricks then why doesn't he do one of the following;

A) Make himself disappear up his own arse! 

B) Try to survive a bullet being shot through his head.

c) Endure one of his own dreary attention-seeking acts.

As you were.