Men & Women: The Difference

Men and Women: The Difference

Been around for years and finally FINALLY, I've just been able to work out the difference between men and women. It's so bally-well obvious that it was right infront of me all this time and one was not able to see it! Unbelievable!

So what is the difference? Of course when one writes that one isn't referring to people's wedding tackle and other such obvious accoutriments. No one is referring to a more fundamental difference that lies deep within ourselves that overides the bedroom equipment department.

So what is it? Well it's obvious when one puts one's mind to it
Women don't break wind as much as men. We can produce entire clouds of the gas whilst women can only manage, at most, a hot-water bottle full. That's about a litre and that is in a week. I can manage that much after one helping of brussel sprouts alone! 

And don't forget the sound too! Great Uncle Whoopsie Ware-Armitage once trounced Lord Elroy of Fitzmullen in the decibel department whilst at a soiree at Buckingham Palace way back in 1936 during the abdication debacle!

And the whiff too! Courtney, my trusted valet, before he passed on was able to evacuate an entire pub with his so called 'Workington Special' as he called it. He had even been banned from Syria for this before he passed away don cha know!