Saturday 5 January 2013

Cure for a Hangover

Hangover Victim
Just awoken from my New Year Eve celebration. My God that was a blaster of a function. Lady Dooms-Patterson certainly knows how to throw a soiree at short notice don cha know. 

But that was six days ago now one has to deal with this stinker of a hangover. Now there are many remedies for a hangover including, orange juice or a cola beverage. Some suggest hair of the dog, but I've never understood that stupid expression even if it does relate to continuing to drink once one has awoken.


But for me the answer is No! These are all very interesting and all that sort of thing but there is one sure-fire way to get the hangover over! That's it, simply go outside and shoot some animals! Works every time especially if one uses shot instead of bullets. You see the spray from shot means one stands a better chance of hitting the pesky little bleeders. 

A bullet is useful if you've got an elephant or Blue Whale in your sights as  you just can't miss whilst hungover and you'd save yourself from looking a bit of a fool if that happened.

2 comments:

  1. But the noise, old boy the noise! All that gun fire and squealing animals!
    I find the best way is to insist one of your staff do the drinking for you. This has many plus points.
    1. You don't get a hangover
    2. You can enjoy the drunken antics of others without fear of retribution
    3. If said staff member should make a arse of him/herself you can sack them instantly

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  2. Hmm... got a point here Dolsworth! Need a drinkies or two to work this one out. Abhor the thought of giving fine wines to the blasted servants. It's inhuman!

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