Olympic Games Anti-Terrorism plan!

Osama Been-Laughing?

Would the death penalty would stop a suicide bomber? Of course it wouldn't! It's just silly!

One is sick and tired of all the pithy anti-terrorism measures being enacted by successive blasted governments. All they do is talk and enact laws.

What is needed is action! and Now!

So one has devised a cunning tip top way to put and end to global terrorism and terrorists from carrying out their destructive activities especially at the forthcoming Olympic Games.

It's simple;

•  stage 1 - evacuate London
•  stage 2 - load a bomber up with an atomic bomb
•  stage 3 - fly aforementioned bomber over central London
•  stage 4 - release bomb
•  stage 5 - get the blazes out of there pronto!

With the complete destruction of central London these terrorists wont have a single thing to blow up. That'll show these stinkers who's in charge!

Still got the old banter

Last wife and Least!

One recalls the words of the last wife as she stormed out of the house,

'You'll never find another woman like me!!' 

Whereupon she turned to walk out the door

To which One responded

'One bloody hopes not'

It's just great being me!

Still Got the Whit

Bedragglehorn.

Was at a function last night and found oneself being eyed up by a rather undesirable, bedragglehorn, madame from somewhere or other. 

I had other ideas particularly upon a rather beautiful blondy from Baden Baden. Anyway the tedious bedragglehorn came up to me and said the following;

'I've never had sex with an Englishman.'

to which one responded,

'Me neither.'

and promptly strolled over to The beautiful blondy from Baden Baden. Don cha just love life sometimes.